(Source: jesape, via most-illogical)
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
(via psychedelicsanta)
lunch 😗 #personal
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
(Source: iamnevertheone, via most-illogical)
(Source: remain-still, via resplendent-shenanigans)
(Source: wordsareourmost, via deliriosity)
I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.
(Source: packageofgirlyevil, via deliriosity)
